Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK): Name something a blind person might use: a sword Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon Name a bird with a long neck: a penguin Name an occupation where you… Continue reading Good Answer
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a West Virginian?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the… Continue reading Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a West Virginian?
War on Leather at Motorcycle Rally
Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing,… Continue reading War on Leather at Motorcycle Rally
New Wal-Mart Discount Wines
Wal-Mart announced that, later this year , it will begin offering customers a new discount item – Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 – $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may… Continue reading New Wal-Mart Discount Wines
Tallented Duck
A duck walks into a deli and orders a rootbeer and a sandwich. The clerk looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you talk!” exclaims the clerk. “I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can I have my rootbeer and… Continue reading Tallented Duck
Wisdom of the Aviator
‘Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death , I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.’ ‘You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.’ – Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot) ‘The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.’ ‘If the wings… Continue reading Wisdom of the Aviator
Military Wisdom and Proverbs
‘If the enemy is in range, so are you….’ – Infantry Journal ‘It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.’ – U.S. Air Force Manual ‘Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.’ – General MacArthur ‘You, you, and you …. Panic. The rest… Continue reading Military Wisdom and Proverbs
The Porsche and the Mo-ped
A very self-important young man goes out and buys what he believes is the best car available: a 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo. It is one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world. That night, he takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops at a red light. An old… Continue reading The Porsche and the Mo-ped
The Desert Traveller
A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies were running low when his camel died. Now on foot, he desperately sought refuge from the heat, and, most importantly, a source for water. Suddenly, he came across a vendor in the middle of the… Continue reading The Desert Traveller
Corporate Talk
What the Ads Say, and What They Really Mean. Helping you figure out those slick and glossy sales pitches from Head-Hunters and recruiters. Here are what they actually mean. <!–more–><dl><dt> “JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY” <dd> We have no time to train you; you’ll have to introduce yourself to your co-workers. <dt> “IMMEDIATE OPENING” <dd> The… Continue reading Corporate Talk