A comic-style collage titled "Military Wisdom & Proverbs," featuring soldiers, a plane, parachutists, and hands handling a grenade pin. Text bubbles contain military advice and sayings, some with humorous misspellings or scrambled words. Examples include phrases about fuses, bombing zones, and readiness. One soldier aims a rifle saying, "If the enemy is in range, so are you," while a shouting officer commands, "You, you, and ... Panic." The background uses military colors with insignia and explosive sound effects like "BOOM."

Military Wisdom and Proverbs

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  • ‘If the enemy is in range, so are you….’

    – Infantry Journal

  • ‘It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.’

    – U.S. Air Force Manual

  • ‘Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.’

    – General MacArthur

  • ‘You, you, and you …. Panic. The rest of you, come with me.’

    – U.S. Marine Corps Gunnery Sgt.