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An elderly man sitting comfortably in an armchair by a window, holding a white cane. He is petting a golden retriever lying beside him. The room is cozy, with family photos on the walls and a bookshelf filled with books. A laptop on a table shows a webpage titled "5,000 Steps? Ask Me Next Week." On the wooden side table, there's a photo of the man with the dog, a coffee mug, and a digital step counter displaying "5000 Steps? Ask me next week."

5,000 Steps? Ask Me Next Week

By keith July 21, 2026GeneralNo Comments

Or: A 5,000-Step Reality Check Or: Digital Sidewalk: Reaching Thousands Without Moving an Inch Hit 5000 steps and drop your achievement here. Are you kidding?…

A closed Holy Bible resting on a wooden surface. The Bible cover is white with a decorative border featuring gold and red patterns, including crosses and flames. The words "HOLY BIBLE" are prominently printed in large gold letters in the center of the cover. Below the title, there is a circular emblem with a red flame above a red chalice or cup. In the background, there is a lit candle in a holder, adding a warm, serene ambiance.

What the Bible Says About the Bible: Introduction and Purpose

By Bartimaeus July 20, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

Recently, I heard about a book called 'The Shape of Faith' by Brad Waggoner. It was written after a survey was taken to see just what Christians today really believe.…

Election, Day 29

By Bartimaeus July 17, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

Key Scripture: John 15:16a. "You did not choose Me, but I chose you and appointed you that you should go and bear fruit, ... Key Idea: The branch does not…

A confident woman dressed in business attire standing and leaning against a desk in a busy office. She holds a rolled-up document labeled "STATE CAPITOL" and has a slight smile. Around her, several colleagues are present: a man in a blue shirt taking notes, another man in a checkered shirt laughing and gesturing, and others working at computers or conversing in the background. The office has desks, computers, files, and a water cooler.

The Capitol of Blondes

By keith July 16, 2026HumorNo Comments

Goldie, a blonde office worker just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, Tony started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,

“I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do…

Christs Friendship: Its Intimacy, Day 28

By Bartimaeus July 15, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

Key Scripture: John 15:15. "No longer do I call you servants, for a servant does not know what his master is doing; but I have called you friends, for all…

A middle-aged man sitting up in bed at night, working on a laptop. He is dressed in sleepwear and appears focused on the screen. The bedroom is dimly lit by a bedside lamp on a small table, which also holds a few electronic devices including a CPAP machine, a cup, and some accessories. The room has a cozy and calm atmosphere, with dark curtains and shelves in the background.

When Dreamland is Out of Reach: My Battle with Insomnia

By keith July 14, 2026Blindness, GeneralNo Comments

Insomnia. One of those nights where you just can’t sleep, no matter how hard you try or want to drop off into dreamland. Or maybe it’s those times when you…

Christs Friendship: Its Evidence, Day 27

By Bartimaeus July 13, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

Key Scripture: John 15:14. "You are My friends if you do whatever I command you. Key Idea: Our Lord has said what He gave as proof of His friendship: He…

Christs Friendship: Its Origin, Day 26

By Bartimaeus July 10, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

Key Scripture: John 15:13. "Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one's life for his friends. Key Idea: Our relation to Christ is one of love.…

Humorously illustrating "Corporate Talk: Decoding What They Actually Mean." It shows a man holding a large key to a computer screen listing corporate jargon like "Fast-paced," "Dynamic team," and "Immediate opening." Arrows point to icons symbolizing their real meanings, such as question marks or speech bubbles. In the background, two office workers repeat "No time to train you," emphasizing the unspoken truths behind common corporate phrases. The scene pokes fun at confusing job ad language.

Corporate Talk: 15 Recruitment Buzzwords (and Their Real Meanings)

By keith July 9, 2026HumorNo Comments

What the Ads Say, and What They Really Mean.

Helping you figure out those slick and glossy sales pitches from Head-Hunters and recruiters. Here are what they actually mean.

Only a Branch

By Bartimaeus July 8, 2026Contributors, DiscipleshipNo Comments

ONLY A BRANCH "I am the vine, ye are the branches." --John 15:5 "Tis only a little Branch, A thing so fragile and weak, But that little Branch hath a…