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Happy Thanksgiving November 22, 2017 keith

Twas the day before Thanksgiving, and all through the farm;
Turkeys where hiding, and coming to harm.
The farmer was busily sharpening his ax,
His wife looking forward to a Friday that was black.
Everyone will be feasting with tummies so full,
Snoozing and napping as they watch football.
And for the turkeys who survived, and got away….
Christmas is coming, it’s less than a month away.

Help Me Launch My First Book, Christmas Timeline November 19, 2017 keith

I started this last year, but shelved the book due to not having it finished until after the holiday season. After pulling my file out of my storage archives, blowing the dust off, and reading up on what Amazon requires, I rounded up cover art, thanks to Doug McCoy, formatted my text, and worked through the steps on the Kendal Direct Publishing pages.

Writing the book is only part of the process. Now it’s up to you, and readers like you. OK… well, the ones who like to read short, seasonal, holiday books. And this one is really short, definitely n easy read. It’s only $0.99, but what it really represents is encouragement to me to offer a product of value, for value in return. Also it’ll be votes for me to write more , and I have a couple more project ideas simmering on the back burner. Some fiction, some non-fiction, but no plans for more religious based content… but that’s where you come in.

Here’s 3 easy steps you can do to help me.

1. Read the book: Christmas Timeline
Subtitle: Investigating the events of Christmas
Author: Keith Heltsley

2. Leave an honest review. Say what you liked about it, and why you gave it the rating you did.

3. Share it on all your social media. Tell all your friends about the book.

The official launch is Monday November 20, 2017. If you contact me before then, I’d be willing to share a preview copy for free. But don’t wait too long.

Here’s my official Amazon description:

Comparing well known bible passages, and developing a chain of events that walk through the activities surrounding the birth of Jesus, this short edition offers a glimpse of the times. But what about the people, customs, or events that don’t seem to fit? Was there really a star? Were the shepherds and wisemen together at the manger? What was it like to travel from Nazareth to Bethlehem compared to today? Archeology, astronomy, and some help from the web offers interesting insights as well.

Well? Go check it out. I’ll be looking forward to hearing your response. Watch for links to the page once it goes live on Monday.

Good news, before I could finish making this post, my page went live on Amazon. Here’s your chance… be the first to…

#Christmas Timeline. Read it, review it, RT to your friends. Share it on all your social media. Visit the book page now!

Christmas Timeline, by Keith Heltsley

The Reality of a Visit from the Grandkids April 18, 2017 keith

Talking over coffee, the realization hits that you miss the grandkids, and wish they could visit more often. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could stay over. We have the room. Kids are cute, it would be great.

Then it happens. They’re here. Six of them, and without mommy or daddy. Why do I have that deer in the headlights feeling?

Kids touch everything. Items placed on a table, held by the laws of gravity, suddenly move to strange, new, and unexpected places. Feeling the need to make the world their playground, and all objects in sight their personal toys.

In bursts of energy, chairs and other furniture are bounded over in a single leap, All that’s missing is the red cape and spandex suit. objects are touched, and broken. Of course, it’s always an accident, or somebody else’s fault. Usually those annoying kids who I thought moved out years ago… Not-me, Nobody, Not-Mine, and the dreaded Idunno, are the culprits.

Kids, even older ones, put things in their mouths. They find things in nooks and crannies, or under tables, couches, and other dusty places just to see what they taste like. But just try to get them to eat their vegetables and see what happens. OK, actually, even vegetables are accepted more eagerly when served by grandma. She always has plenty of food to keep bellies full.

The smaller the kid, the stinkier they are. If you haven’t been around them for a while, it’s easy to forget the joys of that full diaper. Worse, the bag next to grandma’s chair, where they’re being collected before being put into the trash can. They actually should be stored in a hermetically sealed container, marked for hazardous waste. Smells multiply the more they sit untouched. All bundled up with their toxic contents brewing inside. It brings a tear to my eye, and a sinus headache, just thinking about it.

Toys get left in walkways, on the stairs, and places other than a toy box. Little ones seem to know when a door isn’t quite fully latched, and make their escape to the big, beautiful world on the other side. Or get into rooms that were purposely shut off from the prying eyes of the tiny visitors.

Whining, picking on each other, constant noise, empty bellies, full diapers, bathroom accidents, sick babies who vomit through their nose, barely a change of clothes to last for a week long visit.

Then the final day, when parents come to the rescue.

There’s just one thing. As much as we love you and enjoyed the visit, and now want to see you go… nobody is leaving this place until the mess is cleaned up.

Heltsley Family Reunion 2017 March 22, 2017 keith

A reunion is planned for the weekend of May 12 though 14, 2017. If you’re a Heltsley, and can attend, consider yourself invited.

If you need a place to stay, visit Hazlet Cottages for a special rate, before cottages fill up. Use their site for making reservations, and contacting for driving instructions.

If you can’t make the whole weekend, at least try to be at the main reunion event on Saturday afternoon,

If you can’t make it, but want to stay in touch, email me with the Contact page. If you want to receive updates from this web site use the subscription box in the side bar. Your privacy is important, and will never be shared. You can always unsubscribe whenever you wish.

KDP Rocket Accessibility Tutorial for the Mac- February 25, 2017 keith

I have recently been exploring tools to help in writing, and self-publishing. Most times, effort is placed on the writing process, but that’s only about a third of the work in putting your written masterpiece out there for the public to enjoy. It also takes some good editing, formatting, and cover art. Then there’s the matter of marketing, and getting your book in the hands of your audience. A well written book won’t sell, if it can’t be found.

That’s what KDP Rocket helps to do..

To learn how to become a self- published book marketer, you can’t do without the information located at Kindlepreneur.com, and the hard work that Dave Chesson pours into helping the self-published author to succeed.

If you have no budget, and can’t spend money, he tells all the free secrets to fine tuning the process, and finding keywords to place your book in front of your target audience. Get ready for hours, and hours of work in searching keywords, using tools to analyze the results, and nail down the niche you plan to serve.

Want a faster, and easier way to match the knowledge you have, to a reader who wants to pay you for it? Harness the power of software to do that leg work in a matter of moments. Visit Dave’s site to get his personal secret weapon: KDP Rocket.

It works great, but as a blind person, my ongoing concern for new software is… Is it accessible? Will it work with my screen reader? If it doesn’t, then I just bought an expensive bit of software to do nothing more than clutter my hard drive. Not to mention, it means money down the drain for me.

Good news.

I was able to test drive Dave Chesson’s software, and use it on my MacBook, using Voiceover.. The ride is a little bumpy, but the bottom line is that it works. I hope to give a similar good report for Windows users, but at the time of this writing, all my Windows machines are down. I expect it to work just as well though.

I linked a recording of my initial experience with KDP Rocket to this post, so use the player and download links to hear how it sounds. I think you’ll see for yourself how simple it is to search for book ideas to write about, and check out how much competition you’re up against… or not. You may find a wide open field. Or just as important, you may find that your ideal book idea has no audience.

Remember, this is not a lesson on how to find your ideal book idea, or use KDP Rocket to market your idea. Check out Kindlepreneur.com, and Dave will tell you how to apply the information in the reports.

Here’s what I cover in my audio tutorial:

  1. Unpacking and installing. For the Mac universe, it’s a snap.
    • Click the DMG file to extract.
    • Copy the application into the Applications folder.
    • Initially running and installing the license code.

    It’s all super easy to do.

  2. Reviewing the home screen.
    • Unlabeled graphics. There’s a few, but not important for the searches. They’re mostly logos, or links to video tutorials on the web.
    • Searches. Buttons for Idea Searches, and Competition Searches are easy to find and use.
  3. Searching, and how the reports are displayed.
    • The search box appears the same for both searches, and other than having no key echo in typing your search, is excellent.
    • When the screen reloads, the report is ready.
    • Using the swipe, Control+Option+(left or right arrows), all the cells in the resulting table can be read.
    • Analyze button. Gives deeper report information, and is also excellent to use.
    • Export. For better navigation, and to have a record of the search reports, an Export button sends it to a CSV file.

    Just remember that the exported file won’t have the Analyze buttons. Still, it lets you know what’s there, and interesting to follow through on.

Is there any downside to navigating and using KDP Rocket?

  1. The report tables. Though swiping from cell to cell works, There is no way to:
    • Move to the next or previous row. Moving up or down.
    • Column headers aren’t read when navigating. I found that writing the headers in a separate text file to refer to when deeper in the grid helps to keep column information straight.
    • Exporting. Works great, but the button is at the bottom. For large tables, it isn’t easy to get to. Sometimes stopping interacting with the table, then tabbing past it works. I couldn’t get it to work all the time, but I’ll admit, it could just be me missing something. I’m not an expert on the Mac.

I give a 5 star rating for doing what KDP Rocket claims. It helps you match book ideas to a potential audience, and does the hard marketing footwork for you.

I give it 4 stars in accessibility. Sure, a few minor bumps, but everything you need to access works, and is readable.

My main purpose here was to put the interface through its paces, and see how screen readers handled it. For better information on what to do with the reports the searches deliver, visit Dave’s site.

My final word to potential self-published authors, even blind ones, this is very usable software. The price tag is worth all the saved hours in research, and finding your target market.

Match your skills and knowledge as an author to connect with the audience who is looking for you, and is willing to pay for what you have to say.

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