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A closed Holy Bible resting on a wooden surface. The Bible cover is white with a decorative border featuring gold and red patterns, including crosses and flames. The words "HOLY BIBLE" are prominently printed in large gold letters in the center of the cover. Below the title, there is a circular emblem with a red flame above a red chalice or cup. In the background, there is a lit candle in a holder, adding a warm, serene ambiance.

Bible Survey for New Christians 12 An Eternal King Promised

By Bartimaeus September 10, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

An exploration of Jeremiah 23:1–6, Isaiah 9:6–7, and Zechariah 9:9–10 examining God’s warning to unfaithful leaders, His promise to gather the scattered remnant, and the coming of the Eternal King who brings true peace.

an AI cartoon illustration of a car interior during a traffic jam with a view of the Gateway Arch in the background. A young boy sits in the back seat looking at a smartphone, smiling. The elderly woman driving, presumably Grandma Robin, looks startled and worried, gripping the steering wheel tightly. Text above reads "Rush Hour Siren Siren Scare!" with a speech bubble from the boy’s phone showing a police car with flashing lights. The bottom text says, "Grandma Robin's Grandson, iPhone, and Phantom Police."

Dear TSF: The Siren Scare on Highway 40

By keith September 9, 2026HumorNo Comments

A trip back from the Apple store took an unexpected turn when a 4-year-old grandson played animal and vehicle sounds on an iPhone—leaving Grandma Robin frantically searching the highway for a police car that didn't exist!

Bible Survey for New Christians 11 The Sins of the People hurt God

By Bartimaeus September 8, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

A study of Ezekiel 20:5–26 exploring Israel’s history of rebellion in the wilderness, how modern idols pull our hearts away from God, and why letting old habits die allows us to walk in true obedience.

this AI generated image features Charlie Brown from the Peanuts comic strip standing on grass during sunset. Above him, the text reads "SPEAKING TO THE UNDERDOG IN US ALL Reflections on Charlie Brown." Around him are iconic Peanuts elements: a small, sparse Charlie Brown Christmas tree with one ornament, a large pumpkin, Snoopy dressed as a World War I pilot sitting on his doghouse, and a rock labeled "I GOT A ROCK." Also shown is his "Psychiatry 5¢ - The doctor is IN" booth. The illustration is credited to Heltsley.

Why Good Old Charlie Brown Speaks to the Underdog in Us All

By keith September 7, 2026GeneralNo Comments

Looking back on different stages of life, it’s easy to see ourselves in fictional characters. For me, childhood meant relating to Charlie Brown—the ultimate underdog who kept trying despite the rocks, pulled footballs, and constant "good griefs."

A comic-style illustration inside an airplane hangar. A surprised older man in a military flight suit, labeled "MSgt," reacts with wide eyes and open mouth. He says, "The Captain is... a WOMAN?!" Behind him, a large aircraft labeled "THE BOX OFFICE" appears. A speech bubble from the plane introduces the captain as Judith Campbell and welcomes everyone aboard the "all-female box office." The scene highlights surprise at a woman captain in command.

Not Your Father’s Military

By keith September 4, 2026HumorNo Comments

An old Master Sergeant learns the hard way that times have changed in the Air Force when he boards a flight with an all-female crew.

Bible Survey for New Christians 10 Many Kings Fail to Heed God

By Bartimaeus September 3, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

God raised up Jeremiah during a time of moral decline to deliver a urgent warning of coming judgment to Judah's leaders and people, proving that while material prosperity can exist without God, true restoration requires heeding His call.

A colorful cartoon-style illustration featuring a person with blue hair sitting in a bathtub, looking shocked or worried. Blue dye stains cover their hair, body, and the tub. Nearby are a tube labeled "Blue Obsession" and a container labeled "Scouring Powder." The background shows a tiled bathroom with some cracks in the wall. Large bold text on the left reads: "DEAR TSF: CALL ME BLUE HEAD: A HAIR DYE MISHAP?" The overall scene humorously depicts a hair dye accident involving blue color.

Dear TSF: Call Me Blue Head: A Hair Dye Mishap

By keith September 2, 2026HumorNo Comments

A funny story from a podcast listener about a DIY blue hair dye attempt that turned into an endless bathtub scrubbing session.

Bible Survey for New Christians 9 Saul Fails and is Rejected

By Bartimaeus September 1, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

When King Saul chose partial obedience and excuses over God's clear commands, he lost his crown. Explore the dangers of self-justification and the power of true obedience in 1 Samuel 15.

A colorful illustration split into two scenes. On the left, a person with short dark hair looks frustrated while writing intensely in a notebook, surrounded by crumpled papers and a laptop on a desk with awards, including a Pulitzer Prize and a “1st Place” ribbon. On the right, the same person happily feeds papers into a shredder by a sunny window. The text reads: "Write It, Shred It, Move On – A Tale of Journaling, Catharsis, & the ‘Shredder’ Surprise."

Write It, Shred It, Move On

By keith August 31, 2026GeneralNo Comments

When negative emotions build up, the most cathartic solution isn't holding back—it's writing down your rawest, unedited thoughts and completely destroying them afterward to start fresh.

A colorful illustration featuring a proud black rooster wearing a blue ribbon that says "1st Place" around its neck. The rooster stands next to a cluster of eggs, a small bell, and a paper labeled "Efficiency Report." In the background, there are silhouettes of hens and two barn-like buildings. Text at the top reads, "Dear TSF: Prize Rooster," and below it says, "A tale of clever hens, silent bells & the 'pullet surprise.'" The scene is set in a farmyard.

The Politician in the Chicken Coop

By keith August 28, 2026HumorNo Comments

A farmer uses tiny bells to measure the efficiency of his roosters, only to discover one particularly clever bird that figures out how to silence his bell and pull off the ultimate quiet operation.