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The Bible, Part 2

By Bartimaeus July 24, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

Here's a group of scriptures that continue our look at what the Bible says about the Bible. It begins with what God himself has to say, and ends with what…

A rustic wooden table inside a cozy kitchen with a bowl of vanilla ice cream garnished with raspberries and a mint leaf. Next to the bowl is a silver can opener and a partially visible piece of paper with the text "Spice of Chaos, Balancing Similarity and Adventure." In the background, through open double doors, there is a camping scene with a tent, a small campfire, and a person sitting outdoors, surrounded by nature and autumn colors.

Spice of Chaos Balancing Similarity and Adventure

By keith July 23, 2026GeneralNo Comments

Can too much similarity make a relationship dry, or does total diversity create chaos? From the comfort of vanilla ice cream to a forgotten camp can opener, explore why the secret to a strong, memorable marriage lies in balancing a unified front with a healthy splash of life's unexpected adventures.

A closed Holy Bible resting on a wooden surface. The Bible cover is white with a decorative border featuring gold and red patterns, including crosses and flames. The words "HOLY BIBLE" are prominently printed in large gold letters in the center of the cover. Below the title, there is a circular emblem with a red flame above a red chalice or cup. In the background, there is a lit candle in a holder, adding a warm, serene ambiance.

The Bible, Part 1

By Bartimaeus July 22, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

The below verses are a group of references taken from the Southern Baptist Faith and Message. There will be more to come, but this is a start. Rather than parroting…

An elderly man sitting comfortably in an armchair by a window, holding a white cane. He is petting a golden retriever lying beside him. The room is cozy, with family photos on the walls and a bookshelf filled with books. A laptop on a table shows a webpage titled "5,000 Steps? Ask Me Next Week." On the wooden side table, there's a photo of the man with the dog, a coffee mug, and a digital step counter displaying "5000 Steps? Ask me next week."

5,000 Steps? Ask Me Next Week

By keith July 21, 2026GeneralNo Comments

Or: A 5,000-Step Reality Check Or: Digital Sidewalk: Reaching Thousands Without Moving an Inch Hit 5000 steps and drop your achievement here. Are you kidding?…

What the Bible Says About the Bible: Introduction and Purpose

By Bartimaeus July 20, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

Recently, I heard about a book called 'The Shape of Faith' by Brad Waggoner. It was written after a survey was taken to see just what Christians today really believe.…

Election, Day 29

By Bartimaeus July 17, 2026DiscipleshipNo Comments

Key Scripture: John 15:16a. "You did not choose Me, but I chose you and appointed you that you should go and bear fruit, ... Key Idea: The branch does not…

A confident woman dressed in business attire standing and leaning against a desk in a busy office. She holds a rolled-up document labeled "STATE CAPITOL" and has a slight smile. Around her, several colleagues are present: a man in a blue shirt taking notes, another man in a checkered shirt laughing and gesturing, and others working at computers or conversing in the background. The office has desks, computers, files, and a water cooler.

The Capitol of Blondes

By keith July 16, 2026HumorNo Comments

Goldie, a blonde office worker just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, Tony started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,

“I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do…