From the Missouri School Music Newsletter, these are answers to test questions compiled by music teachers. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing. A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals. John Sebastian Bach died from 1750… Continue reading Answers to Test Questions Compiled by Music Teachers
Tag: Kids
The Reality of a Visit from the Grandkids
Talking over coffee, the realization hits that you miss the grandkids, and wish they could visit more often. Wouldn’t it be nice if they could stay over. We have the room. Kids are cute, it would be great. Then it happens. They’re here. Six of them, and without mommy or daddy. Why do I have… Continue reading The Reality of a Visit from the Grandkids
Reviving Old Proverbs
Old sayings and figures of speech get a second wind, with the help of 4th graders. The grass is always greener when… you leave the sprinkler on. A rolling stone… plays the guitar. The grass is always greener… when you remember to water it. A bird in the hand is… a real mess. No news… Continue reading Reviving Old Proverbs
Classy Names
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son. The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: “Euro.” The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it’s a currency.
Child Rearing FAQ
As a service to young, and expecting parents everywhere, I offer these few points of information. Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know… Continue reading Child Rearing FAQ
The Teenage Daughter Manual
Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers. Teenager Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud new parent of a teenage daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the maintenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions about your warranty… Continue reading The Teenage Daughter Manual
Jumpers Anonymous
Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly. Several minutes passed… and he was back to jumping
SUNDAY SCHOOL Lesson
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class,… Continue reading SUNDAY SCHOOL Lesson