Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

It doesn’t take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter. Dogs cannot lie. Dogs never resist nap time. You don’t need to get extra phone lines for a dog. Dogs don’t pester you about getting a kid. Dogs don’t care if the peas have been touched by the mashed […]

Women’s Profound Sayings

– Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. – One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. – The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. – The nice […]

Truthful Sayings from Grandpa

Wisdom from Grandpa… – Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. – Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin’ his salt, that he forgets his sugar. – Too many couples marry for better, or […]

Ponder These

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with […]

Funny Epitaphs

Tombstones are not generally thought of as fonts of light entertainment. But as The New York Times showed, some epitaphs are funnier than others. – He was a simple man who died of complications – He came into the world without my consent and left in the same manner – Stranger, tread this ground with […]