A well-dressed man in a tuxedo and top hat standing in front of an ornate building labeled "THE OASIS - DRESS CODE ENFORCED." He holds up a hand to stop a disheveled, barefoot man wearing torn clothes who looks worried. A sign next to the doorman reads, "NO SHIRT, NO TIE, NO SERVICE." In the background, a desert scene shows a camouflaged stall named "DESERT TIES," with ties hanging and a seated vendor next to a camel amidst sand dunes.

The Desert Traveller

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A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies were running low when his camel died. Now on foot, he desperately sought refuge from the heat, and, most importantly, a source for water. Suddenly, he came across a vendor in the middle of the desert.

“Thank God, I found you!” the man cried. “Please help me. I’m in dire need of some water.”

“Well,” said the vendor,