A cartoon scene in a deli. A talking duck dressed as a drywall contractor, holding blueprints, stands at the counter. The duck asks the clerk, "What the heck do they want with a dry wall contractor?" The clerk looks confused and holds a pencil. A sign advertising "Deli Deals: Root Beer & Sandwich - A TALKING DUCK?!" is visible. Another sign shows an old circus poster with the words "Clerk Food Old Entire." The scene humorously combines a talking duck and drywall contracting.

Tallented Duck

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A duck walks into a deli and orders a root beer and a sandwich.

The clerk looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.”

“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.

“And you talk!” exclaims the clerk.

“I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can I have my root beer and my sandwich, please?”

“Certainly,” says the clerk, “sorry about that, it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this deli. What are you doing round this way?”

“I’m working on the building site across the road,” explains the duck.

So the duck drinks his root beer, eats his sandwich, pays and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the counter clerk tells him about the incredible talking duck.