Tallent

A duck walks into a deli and orders a rootbeer and a sandwich.

The clerk looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.”

“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.

“And you talk!” exclaims the clerk.

“I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can I have my rootbeer and my sandwich, please?”

“Certainly,” says the clerk, “sorry about that, it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this deli. What are you doing round this way?”

“I’m working on the building site across the road,” explains the duck.

So the duck drinks his rootbeer, eats his sandwich, pays and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the counter clerk tells him about the incredible talking duck.