Jogging

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It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5…
Humorous Family Feud-style cartoon showing actual contestant answers to questions. For "Name a bird with a long neck," the answer is "A penguin," with a stretched penguin drawing. For "Name a song with moon in the title," the answer is "Blue Suede Moon," shown by a pair of blue shoes on the moon. For "Name a famous brother and sister," the answer is "Bonnie and Clyde," depicting the criminal couple with a note "not siblings." For "Name something slippery," the answer is "A con man," shown as a man slipping on ice.

Good Answer

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Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK): Name something a blind person might use: a sword…
A well-dressed man in a tuxedo and top hat standing in front of an ornate building labeled "THE OASIS - DRESS CODE ENFORCED." He holds up a hand to stop a disheveled, barefoot man wearing torn clothes who looks worried. A sign next to the doorman reads, "NO SHIRT, NO TIE, NO SERVICE." In the background, a desert scene shows a camouflaged stall named "DESERT TIES," with ties hanging and a seated vendor next to a camel amidst sand dunes.

The Desert Traveller

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A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies were running low when his camel died. Now on foot, he desperately sought refuge from the heat, and, most importantly, a source for water. Suddenly, he came across a vendor in the middle of the desert.

“Thank God, I found you!” the man cried. “Please help me. I’m in dire need of some water.”

“Well,” said the vendor,