Blind People Are Faking It!

Citizens, hear us well. Our great nation is being undermined by a secret society of individuals who carry deadly white truncheons and lead vicious attack animals in public on a daily basis. These mysterious folk also have a secret means of communication, while shocking new evidence seems to indicate that they may even possess senses… Continue reading Blind People Are Faking It!

New Wal-Mart Discount Wines

Wal-Mart announced that, later this year , it will begin offering customers a new discount item – Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 – $5 range. Wine connoisseurs may… Continue reading New Wal-Mart Discount Wines