These are said to be taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine: I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave. Wholly responsible for… Continue reading Real Resume and Cover Letter Excerpts
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Tallented Duck
A duck walks into a deli and orders a rootbeer and a sandwich. The clerk looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you talk!” exclaims the clerk. “I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can I have my rootbeer and… Continue reading Tallented Duck