My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so I gave him another poke. Still the story went on. Suddenly he… Continue reading Secret Message
Month: March 2011
The Capitol of Blondes
Goldie, a blonde office worker just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, Tony started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with… Continue reading The Capitol of Blondes
Jumpers Anonymous
Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly. Several minutes passed… and he was back to jumping
Rules of the Parking Lot
(How many of these can you relate to?) Rule #1 – When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don’t signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing. Rule #2 – Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.… Continue reading Rules of the Parking Lot
Hearing Problem
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,… Continue reading Hearing Problem