Darn Women Drivers!

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This morning on the Freeway I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don’t scare easily. But

Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie

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  • “I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!”
  • “Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.”
  • “Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room.”
  • “Let’s see… hardtack and pemmican… that’s three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches.”

Greatness of a Woman

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Thought of the day:

‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

Here’s what I mean:

If you give her your seed, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.