This morning on the Freeway I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over… Continue reading Darn Women Drivers!
Tag: Men
Men’s Breakfast
All men are invited to a breakfast and video presentation by Christian Comedian Dennis Swanburg. We will start serving at 7:30 am on Saturday, October 5th. Be sure to invite your friends! Make sure to come to this fun event, and help kick off our regular men’s ministry and outreach.
Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
“I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!” “Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.” “Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room.” “Let’s see… hardtack and pemmican…… Continue reading Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
Greatness of a Woman
Thought of the day: ‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. Here’s what I mean: If you give her your seed, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile,… Continue reading Greatness of a Woman