Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
- “I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!”
- “Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.”
- “Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room.”
- “Let’s see… hardtack and pemmican… that’s three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches.”