Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie

  • “I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!”
  • “Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.”
  • “Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room.”
  • “Let’s see… hardtack and pemmican… that’s three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches.”