“I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!” “Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.” “Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room.” “Let’s see… hardtack and pemmican…… Continue reading Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie