A young boy joyfully jumping on a bed in a bedroom. He has tousled hair and is wearing a green and blue plaid shirt with jeans. Behind him, a woman with gray hair, dressed in a purple sweater and gray pants, stands in the doorway with her hands on her hips, watching him. The bed is unmade with pillows and blankets scattered. A teddy bear sits on the floor near the window, and the room looks cozy and well-lit from natural light.

Jumpers Anonymous

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Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly.

Several minutes passed… and he was back to jumping

A four-panel comic illustrating an elderly man’s hearing journey. Panel 1 ("Before: The Quiet Years") shows him confused, saying he just nods and smiles in silence. Panel 2 ("The Appointment") features a doctor offering hearing aids, promising 100% hearing and family approval. Panel 3 ("The Secret Listen") shows him secretly overhearing family plans about borrowing property, car, and vacation fund. Panel 4 ("The Aftermath") depicts him happily revealing he changed his last will five times without anyone knowing.

Hearing Problem

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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again.”

A three-panel comic illustrating a cat named Felix’s seasonal journey. In autumn, Felix, the "local" black cat, is seen on New York steps. In winter, Felix lies comfortably on a couch beside affectionate neighbors who love him. In spring, a woman in Florida wonders if Felix hunts wild oats. Felix, carrying a cat carrier, travels from Florida to New York. Two older people say they travel every winter to Florida with him.

Felix the Cat

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My aunt’s neighbor in New York had a beautiful black cat, named Felix, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night.

One cool October evening, he disappeared. The neighbor searched for him in vain for several days. The following spring, however, Felix reappeared, looking healthy and clean. She figured he’s been out sowing his wild oats.

Everything was back to normal until that autumn, when Felix disappeared again. The next spring, he returned. Perplexed, my aunt’s friend began asking neighbors for clues. Finally, she rang the bell of an older couple who lived down the street.

A comic titled "Where is Jesus Today?" It has three panels: The first panel, "History and Heaven," shows Jesus born long ago and now in heaven. The second panel, "In Our Hearts," depicts Jesus glowing inside a person's chest with a child saying, "He's in my heart." The third panel, "A Very Loud Misunderstanding!" shows a man pounding on a door, shouting, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!" while children watch, one saying, "I know! I know!" and another saying, "Wait for it..."

SUNDAY SCHOOL Lesson – Where is Jesus Today?

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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.

So he asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Humorous Family Feud-style cartoon showing actual contestant answers to questions. For "Name a bird with a long neck," the answer is "A penguin," with a stretched penguin drawing. For "Name a song with moon in the title," the answer is "Blue Suede Moon," shown by a pair of blue shoes on the moon. For "Name a famous brother and sister," the answer is "Bonnie and Clyde," depicting the criminal couple with a note "not siblings." For "Name something slippery," the answer is "A con man," shown as a man slipping on ice.

Good Answer

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Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK): Name something a blind person might use: a sword…
Three-panel comic titled "The Little Test: Political vs. Practical." The first panel shows a worried man labeled "Democrat's Answer" surrounded by questions like "Is he poor?", "Is there proper safety?", and "Are holocrinally stars?" The second panel, labeled "Republican's Answer," depicts a serious man shooting a gun with the word "BANG!" and the word "Reloading" beneath. The third panel, labeled "West Virginian's Answer," shows a happy man aiming a gun outdoors, with children saying, "Can I shoot next?" and phrases like "No taxidermist?" and "Hollow points?"

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a West Virginian?

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Here is a little
test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the
following
question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and
you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN keep reading:

Comic strip titled "The Encounter: Ideals vs. Reality." It shows animal rights activists confronting two leather-clad motorcyclists labeled "Leather Murder." The activists shout accusations like "Outrage!" and "You're murderers!" while the bikers respond calmly, saying "We disagree." On the side, a woman watches, puzzled by the "High time?" sign. The comic’s lower part shows two trash dumpsters labeled "Missing #1" and "Missing #2," a van driving away, and the aftermath: a sign reading "Almost a woman" near a crowd labeled "Biker Party."

War on Leather at Motorcycle Rally

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Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

Johnstown, PA (Glossy News) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast-food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”

Humorous infographic titled "WAL*MART's DISCOUNT CELLARS" showing the "New Wal-Mart Discount Wines: Top 10 Ranked Names (By Popularity)." It lists 10 wine names, like "Nasti Spumante" (rank 1), "Grape Expectations" (rank 2 and 5), and "Big Red Gulp" (rank 8). It features playful illustrations of raccoons, wine bottles, and animals. There's also a "PAIRING GUIDE" suggesting serving these wines with white meat (possums) and red meat (squirrels), adding a comedic note that this is not a serious guide.

New Wal-Mart Discount Wines

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Wal-Mart announced that, later this year , it will begin offering customers a new discount item – Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 – $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but “there is a market for inexpensive wine,” said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of Arkansas.

“But the right name is important.”

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trash Findel
8. Big Red Gulp

A cartoon scene in a deli. A talking duck dressed as a drywall contractor, holding blueprints, stands at the counter. The duck asks the clerk, "What the heck do they want with a dry wall contractor?" The clerk looks confused and holds a pencil. A sign advertising "Deli Deals: Root Beer & Sandwich - A TALKING DUCK?!" is visible. Another sign shows an old circus poster with the words "Clerk Food Old Entire." The scene humorously combines a talking duck and drywall contracting.

Tallented Duck

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A duck walks into a deli and orders a root beer and a sandwich.

The clerk looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.”

“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.

“And you talk!” exclaims the clerk.

“I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now can I have my root beer and my sandwich, please?”

“Certainly,” says the clerk, “sorry about that, it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this deli. What are you doing round this way?”

“I’m working on the building site across the road,” explains the duck.

So the duck drinks his root beer, eats his sandwich, pays and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the counter clerk tells him about the incredible talking duck.