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An elderly man sitting comfortably in an armchair by a window, holding a white cane. He is petting a golden retriever lying beside him. The room is cozy, with family photos on the walls and a bookshelf filled with books. A laptop on a table shows a webpage titled "5,000 Steps? Ask Me Next Week." On the wooden side table, there's a photo of the man with the dog, a coffee mug, and a digital step counter displaying "5000 Steps? Ask me next week."

5,000 Steps? Ask Me Next Week

Posted by By keith July 21, 2026Posted inGeneralNo Comments
Or: A 5,000-Step Reality Check Or:  Digital Sidewalk: Reaching Thousands Without Moving an Inch   Hit 5000 steps and drop your achievement here.         Are you kidding?…
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Physicals, Doctors, and Captain Red Shirt the Brave

Posted by By keith March 10, 2018Posted inAnnouncements, Blindness, GeneralNo Comments
I went for some doctor appointments last Thursday. Nothing out of the ordinary, just a check on the progress of neuropathy, and its steady advancement. Also a regular, annual check…
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Waterlogged Wedding Night

Posted by By keith January 8, 2018Posted inFamily HistoryNo Comments
The events leading up to our wedding, the ceremony, and even the reception went as well as can be expected. We were married on November 21, 1981, at 2PM. Afterwards,…
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Old News About Swimming

Posted by By keith December 8, 2017Posted inGeneralNo Comments
Originally posted in a Facebook group on February 19, 2016. Don't know how I missed posting it here too, but here goes... Since the beginning of the year, my wife…
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Keith and Mackey
Keith with short hair and a calm expression, wearing a dark shirt, posing next to a golden retriever. The dog is looking forward with its mouth open, tongue out, appearing happy or relaxed. The background is completely black, which highlights Keith and Mackey in the foreground. The composition suggests a warm, friendly relationship between the man and the dog. The lighting focuses on their faces, making them the central elements of the photo. Keith is the one on the left.
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