Memorable Thoughts

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. –George Burns Santa Claus has the right idea … Visit people only once a year. –Victor Borge What would men be without women? Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce. –Mark [...]

More One-liners…

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Middle age is when you are warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. To sit alone with my conscience will be [...]

The end of House Cleaning

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I don’t see what the fuss is about house cleaning. Seems easy enough to me. 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it “Housework.” 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?” 6. [...]

Darn Women Drivers!

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This morning on the Freeway I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don’t scare easily. But

Internetaholics Anonymous

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Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is concerned about your internet addiction. At Internetaholics Anonymous, we can help. Yes, you–we’re talking to you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? [...]

zoo to Museum

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The best laid plans... well, you know. The plan was to spend the day walking through the zoo, checking out the animals, and exhibits. We knew there’s too much to…