‘s Open Hands of Joy
When you receive Christ as your Lord and Savior, you begin a love relationship that lasts for all eternity! God’s expressions of love will begin to confront you everywhere you…
God’s Open Hands of Joy
When you receive Christ as your Lord and Savior, you begin a love relationship that lasts for all eternity! God’s expressions of love will begin to confront you everywhere you…
May Mission Focus – Baptist Children’s Home
Statement of Mission To provide Christ-centered treatment and services to individuals, children, and families, to meet their spiritual, emotional, physical, and social needs. Baptist Children’s Home and Family Services is…
God Wants You
God wants you! Have you been praying about how God wants you to serve in our church family…and beyond? The Bible tells us He will send someone else if He…
Proposed Yoke-fellow Program
At our May business meeting we will vote on a proposed Deacon Yokefellow program. The proposal is as follows: A yokefellow is a man from the church family who assists…
Reviving Old Proverbs
Old sayings and figures of speech get a second wind, with the help of 4th graders.
- The grass is always greener when…
- you leave the sprinkler on.
- A rolling stone…
- plays the guitar.
- The grass is always greener…
- when you remember to water it.
- A bird in the hand is…
- a real mess.
- No news is…
- no newspaper.
- It’s better to light one candle than…
- to waste electricity.
- It’s always darkest just before…
- I open my eyes.
- You have nothing to fear but…
- homework.
- If you can’t stand the heat…
- don’t start the fireplace.
- If you can’t stand the heat…
- go swimming.
Vacation Perks For Everybody
I saw a new local ad campaign being run for the northern snow birds by our county tourist board. Against a drop dead sunset beach picture, It reads: Come to…
Classy Names
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: “Euro.”
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it’s a currency.
Dear IRS
Enclosed is my Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
Please find enclosed
Teenage Drivers
I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it. I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a…