Physicals, Doctors, and Captain Red Shirt the Brave
I went for some doctor appointments last Thursday. Nothing out of the ordinary, just a check on the progress of neuropathy, and its steady advancement. Also a regular, annual check…
Old News About Swimming
Originally posted in a Facebook group on February 19, 2016. Don't know how I missed posting it here too, but here goes... Since the beginning of the year, my wife…
Sanctity of Human Life
The Ethics & Religious Liberty Commission continues to urge Southern Baptists to pray that government and judicial leaders will be persuaded of the pro-life ethic, that a new generation of…
Jogging
It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5…
Gods Exersize Plan
And God populated the Earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald’s. And McDonald’s brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger.
And Satan said to Man “You want fries with that?” And Man said, “Super size them”. And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.
And God said “Try my crispy fresh salad.”
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits and shredded cheese.
And there was ice cream for dessert. And Woman gained pounds.
And God said “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.”