“Now these three remain: Faith, Hope, and Love. But the greatest of these is Love” I Cor 13:13 Our Shut In Ministry team continues to contact those folks who, for one reason or another, are unable to worship and fellowship with us. We minister via telephone, cards, and visits to let them know we care.… Continue reading February Note for SHUT-IN MINISTRY
Tag: Aging
Jogging
It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
Looking for a Wife at Wal-Mart
Two old guys, Alvin and Jesse, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. Alvin says to Jesse, “Sorry about that. I didn’t notice you there. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” To which Jesse says, “That’s OK, it must be a coincidence.… Continue reading Looking for a Wife at Wal-Mart
Presbyopia
Doug went to the eye doctor for an examination because he was having trouble reading the newspaper. “Now that you’re over 40,” the doctor told him, “you’ve developed a condition called ‘presbyopia,’ in which the lens of your eye can no longer focus as well as it used to.” Seeing his worried look, the doctor… Continue reading Presbyopia
Hearing Problem
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,… Continue reading Hearing Problem