Quirky Technology – Atomic Watch and Resets
Several months ago I finally had the chance to get a nice atomic watch. No, it isn't powered by a tiny thermonuclear reactor. Although that would be cool. The atomic…
Remembering the life of Mary Kay Wood Heltsley.
My first memories of her are vague ones. I've always known her since the days when she used to feed, dress, and take care of me. She was like a…
Still making the server move
Wow, this has been an ordeal. The initial setting up was simple, and if I didn’t already have domains set up thaht needed transfering, it would be a breeze. If…
Starting a New Year and Getting Caught Up
A long awaited update. I've been intending to post something for a few months. Since the big Heltsley reunion last Labor Day. Well, it was actually rescheduled to September so…
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter…
Vacation Perks For Everybody
I saw a new local ad campaign being run for the northern snow birds by our county tourist board. Against a drop dead sunset beach picture, It reads: Come to…
Classy Names
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies: “Euro.”
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it’s a currency.
Child Rearing FAQ
As a service to young, and expecting parents everywhere, I offer these few points of information.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Site is Down
Oopsie. I broke my web page. I'll try to get it all back as soon as I can. I tried to make a little update, and forgot to back up…
Basic Rules for Dogs With a Yard to Protect
Being the well trained dog that I am, and graduate of obedience classes. Not to mention all the other training I've recieved as a Leader Dog for the Blind, I…