Close Shave

April 9th, 2011

Gildersleeves enters Floyd's barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, Gildersleeves mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says Floyd the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

Gildersleevesplaces the ball in his mouth and Floyd proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes Gildersleeves asks in garbled speech.

"And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says Floyd the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else."

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