It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
Tag: Recreation
Rules of the Parking Lot
(How many of these can you relate to?) Rule #1 – When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don’t signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing. Rule #2 – Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.… Continue reading Rules of the Parking Lot
Good Answer
Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK): Name something a blind person might use: a sword Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon Name a bird with a long neck: a penguin Name an occupation where you… Continue reading Good Answer
The Desert Traveller
A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies were running low when his camel died. Now on foot, he desperately sought refuge from the heat, and, most importantly, a source for water. Suddenly, he came across a vendor in the middle of the… Continue reading The Desert Traveller