MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, […]
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Women’s Profound Sayings
– Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. – One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. – The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. – The nice […]
Truthful Sayings from Grandpa
Wisdom from Grandpa… – Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. – Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin’ his salt, that he forgets his sugar. – Too many couples marry for better, or […]
Greatness of a Woman
Thought of the day: ‘Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. Here’s what I mean: If you give her your seed, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile,… Continue reading Greatness of a Woman