Two elderly ladies, Sophie and Sadie were visiting each other at a Miami beachfront condominium.
Sadie asks, "So, what are you doing for excitement these days?"
Sophie replies, "Oh, I watch the soap operas and the talk shows on TV. There's nothing else. How about you? What do you do for excitement?
Sadie answers, "Aren't you the lucky one, you have a TV. What can one do these days? Once in a while I suck on a LifeSaver."
Sophie says, "My, my aren't you lucky you live so close to the beach!"