SIMILARITIES BETWEEN REDNECKS AND JEWISH MEN

• He has a double given first name (could be Bobbie Joe or Menachem Mendel?)  

• He wears a wide brim fedora hat  

• He smokes cigarettes (ala Marlboro Man or Motzey Shabbat)  

• He is politically conservative (ie Rush Limbaugh or Meir Kahane).  

• His goal is to be married with kids by eighteen  

• He loves going to Friday night gatherings with his friends (Rebbe's Tish or Tractor Pull?)  

• He believes that his hero never really died (Elvis vs. the Lubavitcher Rebbe, ZT"L).  

• He drives around town in a beat-up old Pontiac whose main color is primer and rust.  

• You don't know exactly what language it is that he is speaking, but it sure doesn't sound like English...