Jesus' Father's Name Blank Joke
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" X-Antivirus: AVG for E-mail 7.1.406 [268.12.3/447]
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge 'n' Mary."