A hard of hearing elderly man went to the doctor and his wife went with them.
Doctor: How are you doing and why are you here today?
Man: Huh!
Woman: (yelling) What’s the matter with you.
Man: I can’t hear as good as I used to. What cha gonna do?
Doctor: We are going to take x-rays and a blood sample.
Man: Huh!
Woman: (yelling) He is going to do a blood test.
Doctor: We also need a urine specimen and a stool sample.
Man: Huh!
Woman: (yelling) He wants a pair of your underwear.