Things Not to Say on a Date

There are many ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date:

• - "I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."

• - "No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin."

• - "I used to come here all the time with my ex."

• - "I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."

• - "Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour."

• - "I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."

• - "I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask."

• - "It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."